how many semen-pounds do you weigh?

Steve: go get yourself a hooker
[...]
me: yah in the afternoon.
Steve: best time
me: yep
so i can still metabolize afterwards.
Steve: cuz semen has a lot of calories
me: how did it take for you to think of that one
yes semen's sugar.
Steve: i wanted to emphasize that you were hiring male hookers, but i couldnt get it right
me: ah.
well.
Steve: probably cuz im only 2160
me: hookers should work in the mornings
so they can metabolize more.
cuz im sure no one wants semen-pounds clinging onto them xD
Steve: do i smell undergread thesis?
me: how is that a project???
weight gain versus prostitution experience?
Steve: metaoblism rates in prostitutes, a variartion in working hours and weight gfain